a slice of pizza

A slice of pizza flew through the ricity window.  The window shattered, but the slice of pizza stayed fine.  It hit my brothers head. “OWW! Who through that!?” he screamed.  My brother started hitting me with a place mat. “OWW! It wasn’t me!”

“THEN WHO WAS IT!?” as you may know already, my brother was furious. “Calm it down you two!” mum said as she threw the piece of pizza back out the window.

The pizza hit a truck, the truck smashed into a police car, the police car charged the driver a $100000000000000000000 fine.  The truck driver got so mad that he farted and exploded the policeman to smithereens.

One of the pieces of the policeman bits hit an old hillbilly. The hillbilly cried out; “ALRIGHT, WHO FARTED?” and a parrot heard.  He flew to a pirate ship and said to the captain… “WHO  FARTED WHO FARTED WHO FARTED WHO FARTED?” the captain told the crew “the ol’ parrot say; WHO  FARTED WHO FARTED WHO FARTED WHO FARTED?!”

“I DUNNO?” a crew member said.

“SO IT WAS YOU!”

“NO NO NO!!!” the captain chucked the crew member overboard.  The crew member swam to a local news stand and told a news reporter. The news reporter broadcasted whoever farted all over the world. A war started, as a man named Donald Trump suggested. Donald Trump’s daughter found the slice of pizza (during the war) and looked to see if it was good enough to eat, sure enough it was to mouldy to eat. So she threw it away.

The slice of pizza hit an ON switch controlling a NASA rocket! The rocket launched so fast, that it hit the moon, and it exploded! Everything was dark.

And everybody died of too much sleep.

Animal aurgument

To mr smelly pig, Hi I am on my vacation in paris, staying in the poshest hotel in the area! 😝 Sir Fat Tortoise

To sir fat tortoise, I really don’t care about your vacation in paris so please stop giving me paper to burn! Mr SMELLY PIG

To Mr smelly pig You do realize that I like giving you paper to burn cause I have too much of it myself! Sir Fat Tortoise

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To Mr smelly pig I just climbed the Eiffel tower! The view was amazing! You should come here sometime! P.S , how is your fire going. Sir Fat Tortoise

To Sir Fat Tortoise, Oh I burnt your letter box yesterday it was very handy of you to have your daily paper in there also I read YOUR motorsport magazine before chucking it in the burning letterbox… Mr Smelly Pig

To Mr smelly pig So your fire is going good then aye? P.S I asked the postman to set MY letter I sent to you on fire as It went in your letterbox, so, your letter box is on fire now. Sir Fat Tortoise

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To Mr smelly pig You probably didn't get my previous letter, because it was burnt! (and setting your letter box on fire.) Sir Fat Tortoise

To Sir Fat Tortoise, I hated that letter box anyway thanks for getting rid of it! P.S. I was wondering what I should do with it!!! 😝 Mr Smelly Pig

To Mr smelly pig I WILL BURN UR HOUSE!!!! P.s I IZ CUMING BAK!!!!!! Sir Fat Tortoise

To Sir Fat Tortoise, My house is brick. Plus I just lit the fuse for the firework display.. ..    IN YOUR HOUSE!!! HAHAHA Mr Smelly Pig

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To sir fat tortoise I've moved house, I don't want a crime background! Mr Smelly Pig

To Mr smelly pig I’M CALLIN THE COPS!!!! P.S I am homeless now :( Sir Fat Tortoise

THE END

Credits:

Made by: Isaac & Benjamin

Idea by: Benjamin

Mr Smelly Pig: Benjamin

Sir Fat Tortoise: Isaac

CAMP

I was stuck. Hanging off a thin strip of wood. Using only my fingertips to hoist myself up, I pushed using all the upper body strength I had. I suddenly felt a painful jab in the palm of my hand. I took my hand off the wobbly wood, and looked at it. I suddenly realised, that I had done one of the stupidest thing in life’s history. I fell feet first into the muddy water, thought to have a massive eel claiming the very confidence course as it’s own territory.

On the way down, I whacked my chin on the edge of the wooden slab, leaving a red mark. I found that the water wasn’t deep at all! Suddenly, I started to sink. I looked up at the other children bassing over the slab of wood. The mud that was pulling me down, felt like jelly, forming back together as I stepped. I felt like this is where I belonged. I watched Icea pass over the tires. I wished I could stay down in the mud forever.

100 wor

prompt:And I thought, “well what a start”

As I started the day, I felt horrible. I went to the mr whippy parked outside of our house in the car park, and I asked for the usual, a triple scoop choco nut cracker kinder rainbow sour chilly flake choc burst, with a cherry on top. I reached out to grab it, when I suddenly slipped up over a kids lolly pop he left a couple weeks ago. I dropped my Ice-cream on to my head, and the lollipop kid burst out laughing while taking a photo screening, “UNICORN!” And I thought, “well what a start.”

100 word chalenge

“DUCK RACING STARTS… NOW!” my duck flew off into the leading position, with the egg, on the spoon, not dropping it into the crowd.  I saw three ducks passing me. Were the others getting faster, or was I getting slower! My duck couldn't carry me much longer! I dropped the egg! I felt so bummed, but my duck wouldn’t give up, he flew down, grabbed the egg, and flew into first. I could see the finish line, then a duck behind me got shot! It’s hunting season! My duck got hit in the left wing, but he hung in, and...

100 words

On a stormy night, the wolves howled, the owls made there hoots, and the crows screeched there screeches. In the middle of a forest, a haunted cottage just, sat there, waiting for it to have, its next victim.

One night two kids were wandering around in the forest, and found the house. “Let’s go in James” said Sandy.

“Okay” said James.

The two children walked in, and saw the doors close behind them.

“The house is haunted!” said James.

“But how would I know?"

The kids ran to the doors, but it was locked!

The kids were never seen again.

NO UNIFORMS!!

I think that we shouldn’t have uniforms because there just another thing to remember! And if your uniform is in the wash, then what will you wear? NOTHING!?

Yes it does represent the school, but what if nobody likes it, well, I would be irritated with the scratchy coats and the short shorts in winter!

It's a lot of money buying an uniform, and what if it gets torn to shreds, or shrinks in the wash! I can't afford another million dollar uniform!

I think, we shouldn’t have uniforms.