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Sir Edmund Hillary biography

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It was a stormy night. A green tent perched on a rocky cliff of the world’s tallest mountain. Colorful vests of the people that sadly didn’t make it were covering the mountain like a human rainbow. The wind threw the tent like a rag doll all night. Then suddenly, out of the tent emerges a silhouetted figure… It was Sir Edmund Hillary!

Sir Edmund Hillary was an expert mountaineer Who lived in Auckland, New Zealand. He was born on the 20th of July, 1919, and sadly died on the 11th of January 2008. He had married June Mulgrew, and had 3 children. There names were Peter, Sarah, and Belinda Hillary.

His dreams of becoming a mountaineer all started when he was a young sixteen-year-old. He was going on a exciting school trip to learn about mount Ruapehu, along with the rest of his friendly class members. suddenly, he ditched his class to attempt to conquer his first mountain. “SECURITY!”

Originally, Sir Edmund Hillary was a beekeeper. I he didn’t have the decision to become an OUTSTANDING mountaineer, (and climb Mount Everest.) Then he wouldn’t have been knighted for his skill.

Sir Edmund Hillary was knighted for his conquering of mount Everest. His skill as a mountaineer brought him great fame and glory.

SIR EDMUND HILLARY WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR EVER.

a slice of pizza

A slice of pizza flew through the ricity window.  The window shattered, but the slice of pizza stayed fine.  It hit my brothers head. “OWW! Who through that!?” he screamed.  My brother started hitting me with a place mat. “OWW! It wasn’t me!”

“THEN WHO WAS IT!?” as you may know already, my brother was furious. “Calm it down you two!” mum said as she threw the piece of pizza back out the window.

The pizza hit a truck, the truck smashed into a police car, the police car charged the driver a $100000000000000000000 fine.  The truck driver got so mad that he farted and exploded the policeman to smithereens.

One of the pieces of the policeman bits hit an old hillbilly. The hillbilly cried out; “ALRIGHT, WHO FARTED?” and a parrot heard.  He flew to a pirate ship and said to the captain… “WHO  FARTED WHO FARTED WHO FARTED WHO FARTED?” the captain told the crew “the ol’ parrot say; WHO  FARTED WHO FARTED WHO FARTED WHO FARTED?!”

“I DUNNO?” a crew member said.

“SO IT WAS YOU!”

“NO NO NO!!!” the captain chucked the crew member overboard.  The crew member swam to a local news stand and told a news reporter. The news reporter broadcasted whoever farted all over the world. A war started, as a man named Donald Trump suggested. Donald Trump’s daughter found the slice of pizza (during the war) and looked to see if it was good enough to eat, sure enough it was to mouldy to eat. So she threw it away.

The slice of pizza hit an ON switch controlling a NASA rocket! The rocket launched so fast, that it hit the moon, and it exploded! Everything was dark.

And everybody died of too much sleep.

Animal aurgument

To mr smelly pig, Hi I am on my vacation in paris, staying in the poshest hotel in the area! 😝 Sir Fat Tortoise

To sir fat tortoise, I really don’t care about your vacation in paris so please stop giving me paper to burn! Mr SMELLY PIG

To Mr smelly pig You do realize that I like giving you paper to burn cause I have too much of it myself! Sir Fat Tortoise

No reply

To Mr smelly pig I just climbed the Eiffel tower! The view was amazing! You should come here sometime! P.S , how is your fire going. Sir Fat Tortoise

To Sir Fat Tortoise, Oh I burnt your letter box yesterday it was very handy of you to have your daily paper in there also I read YOUR motorsport magazine before chucking it in the burning letterbox… Mr Smelly Pig

To Mr smelly pig So your fire is going good then aye? P.S I asked the postman to set MY letter I sent to you on fire as It went in your letterbox, so, your letter box is on fire now. Sir Fat Tortoise

No Reply

To Mr smelly pig You probably didn't get my previous letter, because it was burnt! (and setting your letter box on fire.) Sir Fat Tortoise

To Sir Fat Tortoise, I hated that letter box anyway thanks for getting rid of it! P.S. I was wondering what I should do with it!!! 😝 Mr Smelly Pig

To Mr smelly pig I WILL BURN UR HOUSE!!!! P.s I IZ CUMING BAK!!!!!! Sir Fat Tortoise

To Sir Fat Tortoise, My house is brick. Plus I just lit the fuse for the firework display.. ..    IN YOUR HOUSE!!! HAHAHA Mr Smelly Pig

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To sir fat tortoise I've moved house, I don't want a crime background! Mr Smelly Pig

To Mr smelly pig I’M CALLIN THE COPS!!!! P.S I am homeless now :( Sir Fat Tortoise

THE END

Credits:

Made by: Isaac & Benjamin

Idea by: Benjamin

Mr Smelly Pig: Benjamin

Sir Fat Tortoise: Isaac

CAMP

I was stuck. Hanging off a thin strip of wood. Using only my fingertips to hoist myself up, I pushed using all the upper body strength I had. I suddenly felt a painful jab in the palm of my hand. I took my hand off the wobbly wood, and looked at it. I suddenly realised, that I had done one of the stupidest thing in life’s history. I fell feet first into the muddy water, thought to have a massive eel claiming the very confidence course as it’s own territory.

On the way down, I whacked my chin on the edge of the wooden slab, leaving a red mark. I found that the water wasn’t deep at all! Suddenly, I started to sink. I looked up at the other children bassing over the slab of wood. The mud that was pulling me down, felt like jelly, forming back together as I stepped. I felt like this is where I belonged. I watched Icea pass over the tires. I wished I could stay down in the mud forever.

100 wor

prompt:And I thought, “well what a start”

As I started the day, I felt horrible. I went to the mr whippy parked outside of our house in the car park, and I asked for the usual, a triple scoop choco nut cracker kinder rainbow sour chilly flake choc burst, with a cherry on top. I reached out to grab it, when I suddenly slipped up over a kids lolly pop he left a couple weeks ago. I dropped my Ice-cream on to my head, and the lollipop kid burst out laughing while taking a photo screening, “UNICORN!” And I thought, “well what a start.”