Wednesday 30 November 2016

Animal aurgument

To mr smelly pig,

Hi I am on my vacation in paris, staying in the poshest hotel in the area! 😝

Sir Fat Tortoise


To sir fat tortoise,

I really don’t care about your vacation in paris so please stop giving me paper to burn!

Mr SMELLY PIG


To Mr smelly pig

You do realize that I like giving you paper to burn cause I have too much of it myself!

Sir Fat Tortoise

No reply

To Mr smelly pig

I just climbed the Eiffel tower! The view was amazing! You should come here sometime!
P.S , how is your fire going.

Sir Fat Tortoise

To Sir Fat Tortoise,

Oh I burnt your letter box yesterday it was very handy of you to have your daily paper in there also I read YOUR motorsport magazine before chucking it in the burning letterbox…

Mr Smelly Pig







To Mr smelly pig

So your fire is going good then aye?
P.S I asked the postman to set MY letter I sent to you on fire as It went in your letterbox, so, your letter box is on fire now.

Sir Fat Tortoise

No Reply

To Mr smelly pig

You probably didn't get my previous letter, because it was burnt! (and setting your letter box on fire.)

Sir Fat Tortoise


To Sir Fat Tortoise,

I hated that letter box anyway thanks for getting rid of it!
P.S. I was wondering what I should do with it!!! 😝

Mr Smelly Pig


To Mr smelly pig

I WILL BURN UR HOUSE!!!!
P.s I IZ CUMING BAK!!!!!!

Sir Fat Tortoise


To Sir Fat Tortoise,

My house is brick. Plus I just lit the fuse for the firework display.. ..   
IN YOUR HOUSE!!! HAHAHA

Mr Smelly Pig

No reply



To sir fat tortoise

I've moved house, I don't want a crime background!

Mr Smelly Pig


To Mr smelly pig

I’M CALLIN THE COPS!!!!
P.S I am homeless now :(

Sir Fat Tortoise


THE END

Credits:
Made by: Isaac & Benjamin
Idea by: Benjamin
Mr Smelly Pig: Benjamin
Sir Fat Tortoise: Isaac



Wednesday 2 November 2016

CAMP

I was stuck. Hanging off a thin strip of wood. Using only my fingertips to hoist myself up, I pushed using all the upper body strength I had. I suddenly felt a painful jab in the palm of my hand. I took my hand off the wobbly wood, and looked at it. I suddenly realised, that I had done one of the stupidest thing in life’s history. I fell feet first into the muddy water, thought to have a massive eel claiming the very confidence course as it’s own territory.


On the way down, I whacked my chin on the edge of the wooden slab, leaving a red mark. I found that the water wasn’t deep at all! Suddenly, I started to sink. I looked up at the other children bassing over the slab of wood. The mud that was pulling me down, felt like jelly, forming back together as I stepped. I felt like this is where I belonged. I watched Icea pass over the tires. I wished I could stay down in the mud forever.