a slice of pizza

A slice of pizza flew through the ricity window.  The window shattered, but the slice of pizza stayed fine.  It hit my brothers head. “OWW! Who through that!?” he screamed.  My brother started hitting me with a place mat. “OWW! It wasn’t me!”

“THEN WHO WAS IT!?” as you may know already, my brother was furious. “Calm it down you two!” mum said as she threw the piece of pizza back out the window.

The pizza hit a truck, the truck smashed into a police car, the police car charged the driver a $100000000000000000000 fine.  The truck driver got so mad that he farted and exploded the policeman to smithereens.

One of the pieces of the policeman bits hit an old hillbilly. The hillbilly cried out; “ALRIGHT, WHO FARTED?” and a parrot heard.  He flew to a pirate ship and said to the captain… “WHO  FARTED WHO FARTED WHO FARTED WHO FARTED?” the captain told the crew “the ol’ parrot say; WHO  FARTED WHO FARTED WHO FARTED WHO FARTED?!”

“I DUNNO?” a crew member said.

“SO IT WAS YOU!”

“NO NO NO!!!” the captain chucked the crew member overboard.  The crew member swam to a local news stand and told a news reporter. The news reporter broadcasted whoever farted all over the world. A war started, as a man named Donald Trump suggested. Donald Trump’s daughter found the slice of pizza (during the war) and looked to see if it was good enough to eat, sure enough it was to mouldy to eat. So she threw it away.

The slice of pizza hit an ON switch controlling a NASA rocket! The rocket launched so fast, that it hit the moon, and it exploded! Everything was dark.

And everybody died of too much sleep.

Animal aurgument

To mr smelly pig, Hi I am on my vacation in paris, staying in the poshest hotel in the area! 😝 Sir Fat Tortoise

To sir fat tortoise, I really don’t care about your vacation in paris so please stop giving me paper to burn! Mr SMELLY PIG

To Mr smelly pig You do realize that I like giving you paper to burn cause I have too much of it myself! Sir Fat Tortoise

No reply

To Mr smelly pig I just climbed the Eiffel tower! The view was amazing! You should come here sometime! P.S , how is your fire going. Sir Fat Tortoise

To Sir Fat Tortoise, Oh I burnt your letter box yesterday it was very handy of you to have your daily paper in there also I read YOUR motorsport magazine before chucking it in the burning letterbox… Mr Smelly Pig

To Mr smelly pig So your fire is going good then aye? P.S I asked the postman to set MY letter I sent to you on fire as It went in your letterbox, so, your letter box is on fire now. Sir Fat Tortoise

No Reply

To Mr smelly pig You probably didn't get my previous letter, because it was burnt! (and setting your letter box on fire.) Sir Fat Tortoise

To Sir Fat Tortoise, I hated that letter box anyway thanks for getting rid of it! P.S. I was wondering what I should do with it!!! 😝 Mr Smelly Pig

To Mr smelly pig I WILL BURN UR HOUSE!!!! P.s I IZ CUMING BAK!!!!!! Sir Fat Tortoise

To Sir Fat Tortoise, My house is brick. Plus I just lit the fuse for the firework display.. ..    IN YOUR HOUSE!!! HAHAHA Mr Smelly Pig

No reply

To sir fat tortoise I've moved house, I don't want a crime background! Mr Smelly Pig

To Mr smelly pig I’M CALLIN THE COPS!!!! P.S I am homeless now :( Sir Fat Tortoise

THE END

Credits:

Made by: Isaac & Benjamin

Idea by: Benjamin

Mr Smelly Pig: Benjamin

Sir Fat Tortoise: Isaac

CAMP

I was stuck. Hanging off a thin strip of wood. Using only my fingertips to hoist myself up, I pushed using all the upper body strength I had. I suddenly felt a painful jab in the palm of my hand. I took my hand off the wobbly wood, and looked at it. I suddenly realised, that I had done one of the stupidest thing in life’s history. I fell feet first into the muddy water, thought to have a massive eel claiming the very confidence course as it’s own territory.

On the way down, I whacked my chin on the edge of the wooden slab, leaving a red mark. I found that the water wasn’t deep at all! Suddenly, I started to sink. I looked up at the other children bassing over the slab of wood. The mud that was pulling me down, felt like jelly, forming back together as I stepped. I felt like this is where I belonged. I watched Icea pass over the tires. I wished I could stay down in the mud forever.

100 wor

prompt:And I thought, “well what a start”

As I started the day, I felt horrible. I went to the mr whippy parked outside of our house in the car park, and I asked for the usual, a triple scoop choco nut cracker kinder rainbow sour chilly flake choc burst, with a cherry on top. I reached out to grab it, when I suddenly slipped up over a kids lolly pop he left a couple weeks ago. I dropped my Ice-cream on to my head, and the lollipop kid burst out laughing while taking a photo screening, “UNICORN!” And I thought, “well what a start.”

100 word chalenge

“DUCK RACING STARTS… NOW!” my duck flew off into the leading position, with the egg, on the spoon, not dropping it into the crowd.  I saw three ducks passing me. Were the others getting faster, or was I getting slower! My duck couldn't carry me much longer! I dropped the egg! I felt so bummed, but my duck wouldn’t give up, he flew down, grabbed the egg, and flew into first. I could see the finish line, then a duck behind me got shot! It’s hunting season! My duck got hit in the left wing, but he hung in, and...

100 words

On a stormy night, the wolves howled, the owls made there hoots, and the crows screeched there screeches. In the middle of a forest, a haunted cottage just, sat there, waiting for it to have, its next victim.

One night two kids were wandering around in the forest, and found the house. “Let’s go in James” said Sandy.

“Okay” said James.

The two children walked in, and saw the doors close behind them.

“The house is haunted!” said James.

“But how would I know?"

The kids ran to the doors, but it was locked!

The kids were never seen again.

NO UNIFORMS!!

I think that we shouldn’t have uniforms because there just another thing to remember! And if your uniform is in the wash, then what will you wear? NOTHING!?

Yes it does represent the school, but what if nobody likes it, well, I would be irritated with the scratchy coats and the short shorts in winter!

It's a lot of money buying an uniform, and what if it gets torn to shreds, or shrinks in the wash! I can't afford another million dollar uniform!

I think, we shouldn’t have uniforms.

I LIKE poem

100 word chalenge

As I entered the mystical forest, light jumped out from the elevated trees standing high above the forest floor. A monstress nightmare who claimed to be, “the forest guardian” jumped out from behind a stump, pointing a blue glowing staff at the tip of my growing nose. “I guard these parts of the forest, as you shall not pass!”

“You can’t do that Billy! That’s cheating!”

“Yes I can.”

“NO! The idea of the puppet show, is that pinocchio's nose  grows, and he nearly drops his creator, out a building!”

“Sowwy, I didn’t know.”

“That's OK, maybe next time.”

“Thanks”

Subtracting big numbers

100 word challenge

“WAWAWA!!” I would always scream, I hated it here at Alcatraz.

I was lonely, getting colder, after every gust of wind.

I was isolated, so far away from expanding life.

The participated prisoners were in different cells, no company, none.

“I’T WASN'T ME!!!” I would scream to the guards, trailing off into a weep.  “I’T WASN'T ME!!!”

“This is my life now, it’s all left, of my life.”

The wind whistled, as the freezing gust of wind flew by.

“No.  this isn't me, I’ve been wrongly accused.” I say every night. “I will escape, I will escape, I will escape…”

mmmm, that's tasty

Do you ever wonder how you eat?  Why your food tastes good?  Here's some facts that might help you understand.

Saliva

Saliva is the watery and frothy kind of substance that sit’s in your mouth.

It help’s you swallow food, and taste food.

Saliva is 98% water, and contains other stuff like mucus.

Taste buds

Taste buds are sensory organs that are found on your tongue and allow you to experience tastes.

There are 10,000 microscopic taste buds on your tongue.

Each one tastes different kind’s of taste such as, dairy, fruit, savoy, sweet, sour, and lots more!

Spice

When you pop a chilly in your mouth the spice isn't actually the flavour!

around your taste buds there are Spice receptors that makes the spice real, if there was no spice receptors all chilly would taste like is, well, nothing!

Picky eaters

Are you a picky eater? If you are, it’s probably because you are a super taster!

Being a super taster, is having more taste buds than others.

Your taste buds replace over time, adults, like most foods because their taste buds take longer to replace.  Smoking and drinking hot coffee kill taste buds.  Kids are picky eaters because they have more functioning taste buds.

ARE YOU A PICKY EATER? I HOPE THIS ADVICE HAS HELPED YOU.

PEER TO PEER

DOORS WRITING

You see a door. Yes , another door. “This door contains valuable items, such as, a golden staff, flame boots, and a bunch of cobwebs” a voice said from the shadows, “one worthy will take all the items” You ask the voice if you were worthy, “we shall see…” As he said that, you fell, and everything went slow mo. You were falling for 100 years, until, you saw the golden staff. You tried to reach it, but you were to slow, you are still falling. 100 years later, you see the flame boots, you reached… and got it! You put the flame boots on, and heard the same voice you heard 200 years ago, “you are worthy” the voice says, “you shall stop falling now.” You finally stop falling. A big thump, and you are on the ground you walk around but, you get set on fire by the flame, until you burn to death. If your teacher tried to explain the crazy slow mo fall, he/she would say it is science, but believe me, it's just plain... MAGIC.

That was summer

                            That was summer

Remember, Freezing, drippy chocolate Ice cream melting in my warm hands, too cold to hold.

Remember, The nice hot sun making everything in front of me blurry as a man with no glasses.

                               That was summer

Remember, Sizzling BBQ with delicious, morning bacon and exploded, yolky eggs getting fried.

Remember, the ripe strawberries waiting in the green garden ready to be picked out of their ihome.

Remember, the sunny hot beach with the freezing waves washing up on to the sandy shore.

Remember, the loud annoying cicadas chirping after every ‘awkward silence’.

That was summer.

                By Isaac

The shipwreck, The amazing adventures of Thomas 2

The shipwreck

AS OUR HEROES GO OUT IN A DINGY THE weird MAN FORGETS WHERE HE WAS GOING…

“Where are you going!?” said Thomas

“umm, I forgot.  I don't know the seven seas as well as I used to me lad.        All I know is that there is a sea monster guarding a treasure chest-”

“You mean you're a pirate!”

“Of course, just like you.”

I am no pirate!” Thomas said shoving the pirate overboard.

What Thomas did not think about is who was paddling…

“What will I do!” Said Thomas.

“I know!”, but it was to late, he crashed into a rock.

As Thomas woke up, he was on a sandy beach.  “How? Where? Waaa?”

Thomas stood up and walked around a little bit.  Where am I? Thomas thought to himself, can I get home?  Nothing.  So he said it again, this time aloud, “can I get home?“

“Yes, if you build a boat” Thomas was taken by surprise, that, someone responded.  “My name is, well, I don't have a name, but you can call me Atlantis.” Said Atlantis.  So the two of them ran along the sandy beach.

Soon they were at a palm tree,  “this is my home.” Said Atlantis

“Not much” said Thomas

“It's my only shelter, my only source of coconuts and my only leaf blanket” said Atlantis.  “Im stranded.”

At that moment Thomas started flying and gliding. “I can fly! I know I can fly back home!”

“You are the chosen one” said Atlantis

“YAY!” said Thomas

“Let's go” said Thomas .    5     4     3     2     1     BLAST OF!

we're going on a Mission  let's start the countdown 54321 we ARE going on a trip   IN OUR favourite rocket ship zooming through the sky. Little Einsteins!!!

The end

my free writing: The amazing adventures of Thomas

The amazing adventures of Thomas

“Hurry up you will be late for school!” I heard my mum shout.

“Coming” I said blocking my ears.

I slowly flopped my blankets off my bed, looked at my alarm clock and.... “Oh no It’s 9:00!” I ran outside with no breakfast, no bag, still in my pj’s to the school grounds.

“Hello, Thomas” my teacher said calmly, “you're….., late, you know what that means……”

“detention” I said sadly.

I knew walking to detention was shameful, but by myself, I could just go in the opposite direction.  So I walked to the office and about 5 meters away, I ditched detention.

I ran out of the school grounds, not looking where I was going.  I stopped, I didn't mean to stop, but I did.  At that moment, I felt a slight choking tug on my collar.  It was the school bully, holding me up by the collar.

The school bully was a tall, fat kid ready to punch anyone who is nearby.  He always wore a black beanie and a dark green top with a skull on it.  His name was a bad name, a terrifying horrible name.  It was Jeff.

I was super scared, but he went calm, and shyly said “hi”.  “Uuuuhhhhh, hi” I said back ”are you trying to escape school too?”

“Yes” he said back to me.  We both ran out of school as fast as we could.  until Jeff stopped, I didn’t know he stopped, then a moment later I was lost.

I was under water.  I tried swimming  to the top, at the top, I saw a man, the man was in a dingy, fishing. “A little help” I said.

“How can I trust you” he said

“because  you are kind…?”

“catch the rope me lad” the strange man said

“Okay, but trust me, I won’t hurt you”

THIS STORY WILL CONTINUE IN THE NEXT ONE: THE SHIPWRECK

garden to table poem

Slicing, dicing, chopping

weeping over onion chops!

Seeds need sunlight

and water

harvest plants

when they’re ready

or you will be in for a nasty surprise!

Eating your veggies

would be quite nice

don’t leave them for the ants

Nomnomnomnomnom!!!!!!

Isaac Grieve loves to eat

munching, crunching ,eating.

my swimming poem

The sound of kids swimming

makes me feel happy

the blue clear water makes you able to

see a whale of a sight!

you have to hold your breath!

jumping off the side

makes you feel scared

but when your feet are off the ground

you feel like you are flying!

ka splash!

you might want to go in the  kiddie pool first

because you will have an awesome underwater adventure!

pack a clean pair of swimming togs

because you will poop your pants

if you see a shark!