A slice of pizza flew through the ricity window. The window shattered, but the slice of pizza stayed fine. It hit my brothers head. “OWW! Who through that!?” he screamed. My brother started hitting me with a place mat. “OWW! It wasn’t me!”
“THEN WHO WAS IT!?” as you may know already, my brother was furious. “Calm it down you two!” mum said as she threw the piece of pizza back out the window.
The pizza hit a truck, the truck smashed into a police car, the police car charged the driver a $100000000000000000000 fine. The truck driver got so mad that he farted and exploded the policeman to smithereens.
One of the pieces of the policeman bits hit an old hillbilly. The hillbilly cried out; “ALRIGHT, WHO FARTED?” and a parrot heard. He flew to a pirate ship and said to the captain… “WHO FARTED WHO FARTED WHO FARTED WHO FARTED?” the captain told the crew “the ol’ parrot say; WHO FARTED WHO FARTED WHO FARTED WHO FARTED?!”
“I DUNNO?” a crew member said.
“SO IT WAS YOU!”
“NO NO NO!!!” the captain chucked the crew member overboard. The crew member swam to a local news stand and told a news reporter. The news reporter broadcasted whoever farted all over the world. A war started, as a man named Donald Trump suggested. Donald Trump’s daughter found the slice of pizza (during the war) and looked to see if it was good enough to eat, sure enough it was to mouldy to eat. So she threw it away.
The slice of pizza hit an ON switch controlling a NASA rocket! The rocket launched so fast, that it hit the moon, and it exploded! Everything was dark.
And everybody died of too much sleep.
